It's the principle you know
Round and round in a circle I go
Strawberry yoghurt
Super thick
Never one to miss a trick
Almost impossible
To hide my glee
Once I've heard
That magic word shouted-"Free!"
Neither my flavour
Nor food of choice
Reeled in totally
By their Pikey magnet voice.
Time to stock up
Tubs times two
Onto the next one
Out of view.
Bag overflowing
With my yoghurt pot haul
I feel like a 'Mr. Big' criminal
Even thogh it's a free-for-all.
When something's for gratis
We fill our boots
The fact we don't want it...
Who gives two hoots?
Dulwich Poet 4th April 2014
(A couple of days ago there were people giving out free tubs of strawberry yoghurt, around Waterloo Station. I went from stand to stand, collecting eight tubs in the end, and I don't even like yoghurt or strawberry! I took them onto work for others to eat...)
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