"Scout's honour"

Dib, dib,dib.
Dob,dob,dob
What's that coming out of your gob?
A boy scout on a Commons tour
Has thrown up all over the floor.
Poor lil' MP's moaned at the smell
With the stench they cause
How could they tell?
The worst whiff of all
Is their expenses scandal
That is what I can't handle.
Greedy rich bastard fat cat pigs
Blaming unemployed for daring to smoke cigs
Not only that but going to the bingo hall
Spreading the myth it's a free for all!
Maybe there wouldn't be so much derision
If they had to make a crucial decision
Like a tin of beans OR a loaf of bread
Will you have enough money to be fed?
Long gone are the days of MP's caring
Don't even think about wealth sharing.
If you were an eighties child
In those dark days when Maggie was wild
we never imagined it could get an worse
But her bastard son Cameron is our curse.

Dulwich Poet 22nd March 2013

(It was reported that an un-named Welsh boy scout threw up during a tour of the House of Commons, on Wednesday, & Members of Parliament complained about the smell during the Budget debate)