They say carrots are good for you
Perfect for your sight
Not sure if that's been proven
Or even scientifically right.
They say wanking's the wrong thing
Which is not what I find
Apparently if you do it too much
It's supposed to make you blind.
I'll ignore the Old Wives' Tales
Best to let it pass
I'll finish with this question-
What happens if you wank with a carrot up your arse?
Dulwich Poet 27th March 2018
(A short one, based on contradiction!)
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