"Buzzing!"

You came, you mocked
Now "Football Karma's"
Boat has docked.
Rocking up against your collapsed wall
Blame us again...it's your call!
Pitch underwater
Sewage and shit
Never thought it was possible
To make your ground a worse pit.
The River Mole broke it's banks
For this 'act of god'
I give our Edgar thanks
With our Amateur Cup medals on his chest
Not your 'son of god'
Who's supposed to be blessed.
Oh poor old Leatherhead I'm trying not to choke
With your lack of insurance being stony broke.
The least of your worries now
Is your 'onesie boy' wall
It really is will you
Play back there at all?
All that mess broken through
Condoms, tampons & untold poo.
I'm sure your players are all abuzz
Yes, now WE ARE gloating
That's what YOUR Tweeting does.
Here's hope we enrage
The neanderthals in your cage.
For your racist scum
We don't give two hoots
Ankle deep in your wellington boots
If this is global warming
Bring it on!
For I won't be happy
Until your nasty club's gone!

Dulwich Poet 28th December 2013

( Following the accidental collapse of a weakened wall away to Leatherhead last season, and the way their club reacted to it, has made relations 'strained' to say the least between Dulwich Hamlet & them. I have obsolutely no respect for them at all. On Christmas Eve their ground was completely flooded when a nearby river broke it's banks, with little to no sympathy from a large number of our fans.)