Excuse me please
EXCUSE ME PLEASE
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!
There's no need to be like that
Have you heard the saying...
Ignorance is bliss
But you're just fucking stupid
A statue taking the piss!
All I'm trying to do
Is get off my Overground train
Are you such a moron
I've got to repeat myself again?
Not moving like a lemon
Asked you once, told you twice
Then your mock indignance
When I stop being nice.
How hard can it be
One step off, hop back on
Simply let me off the train
And I'll be gone.
It's bad enough
Suffering fools at work
So I don't need a thick as shit
Commuting berk.
All I really want
Is the best of a bad ride
So if you don't want a volley of abuse
Don't act mutton and step aside!
As I said, excuse me please...
Now FUCK OFF!
Dulwich Poet 10th October 2014
(About people who won't step off of the train for a moment, blocking the way for you to get off yourself)
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