Ged the Giraffe's a blow-up
I know he's 'only a toy'
But at least he's a real mate
Dulwich Hamlet man and boy.
Then along came two cats
Who want to befriend me cos of their name
Yet they've never been to Champion Hill
Have they really got no shame?
Do you think being called Gavin Rose-Desmond
Will make me loved up and smitten?
At the end of the day you're just a moggie
And I've never been into cuddly kitten.
I've nothing against pussy
Only it's not for me
So please stop requesting
And listen to this Facebook plea:
I don't mind I've not met you
I'm happy to look and chat
But we can't have a keyboard rabbit
'Cos you're just a fucking cat!
Dulwich Poet 22nd November 2014
(This is about a Facebook friendship 'request' from two of my Dulwich Hamlet supporting friends cats! I am a FB friend with their inflatable giraffe, Ged...but Ged goes to games!)
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