"Hold The Front Page"

You look like a wannabe WAG
Is that your aim?
That's what I'm thinking
As you state your claim.
Pouting on the front page
And on You Tube with your boot
I agree, pretty disgusting...
Even though it's a hoot.
Going to Sainsbury's
Find a dead mouse in your shoe
Go viral and tell the world
What else can you do?
Claiming you felt violated
I hope she never really is
Like burglary or sexual assault
Violating's NOT a supermarket swizz.
Who knows you might be a nice girl
But that's not what comes across
The wannabe fame and fortune generation
You're a total loss!
Ten grand would have done you
What a greedy bitch
This is England not America
A dead mouse won't make you rich.
Is it any wonder
The country's in such a state
When you've been hypnotised by reality TV
And want everything on a plate.
It is just so tragic
This modern world of get rich quick
Saying 'fuck' a few times
Sounding like a dick.
Sainsbury's offered thirty quid and a refund
Which sounds about right
Now fuck off to shit like 'X Factor'
And get out of my sight!

Dulwich Poet 6th January 2017

(There was a story in the front page of the 'News Shopper' local about a 17-year-old girl who found the carcass of dead mouse in a shoe of some sort that she bought in a Sainsbury's, just before Christmas. She You Tubed about it, full of expletives, asking for a lot of compensation...while trying, in my view, to make herself a star...)