If you're going to get turned over
Be taken for a ride
Hand on heart I've got to tell you
It couldn't happen to a better side!
Along comes a dodgy geezer
To the West Ham training ground
Millionaire football boys
Desperate to save a few pound.
It's a shame the gaffers' no longer 'onest 'arry
He'd have known how to spot a spiv
For sure he'd have recognised the scam
And told you not to give!
Dulwich Poet 4th January 2015
(On January 1st it was reported that West Ham United player Andy Carrol, and their manager Sam Allardyce, had fallen for a classic 'round the corner sting' when offered some cut-price Fortnum & Mason hampers & Harrods champagne, which never materialised after they'd handed over thousands of pounds)
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