Thursday 10 January 2013

"Postman Plod"

Giros to the left, grasses to the right
No more cop shops middle of the night
Well they say prison’s one big holiday camp
So they may as well nick you buying a stamp

Go the whole hog with this ‘two for one’
Pop along with a fucking great gun
Just say you were getting your ankle tag
Perfect alibi for your Post Office blag.

“We’re all in this together” is the Con-Dem line
And to an extent that’s actually fine
Just if we’re in the same ‘making cuts’ boat,
I’d much rather it was across their throat.

Shut the nicks, & turn the clock back;
Make sure policemen don’t get the sack.
Just early retirement or a sick pension
More than enough for Maggie’s henchmen.

No returning to Dixon of Dock Green
Old Bill will be like they’re always been
A sly nasty kick in at the station
After they’ve nicked you on a demonstration

Mr. Two-Up, and Mrs. Two-Down,
They were the ones who used to frown-
Union thugs on the telly
Nasty commie underbelly

Til the day it’s them forced on strike
Realisation what police are really like
Clubbed by truncheons on a demonstration
Media cover ups to fool the nation


No, you never realised it was like this
Trade Unionists took the piss
Fed establishment lies you took the bait
All in cohorts to support the state.

Fake hue & cry to support your nick
They’ve ulterior motives so don’t be thick!
Panic stations the middles classes
Blowing out of their property owning arses.

Stop for a moment and take stock
If your station shuts will YOU treble lock?
The answer’s no even if alone,
It’s not very likely they’ll burgle your home.

You’re just as safe in the street,
No matter how many coppers plod your beat
If you’re a victim of crime it’s just bad luck
A cut is a cut…they don’t give a fuck!

If I’m honest there’s only one message to send
“Harry Roberts is our friend, is our friend…”
I’d rather we got rid of the lot
Preferably down the barrel of A Raoul Moat shot!

Dulwich Poet- 10th January 2013

(The Government want to close down the front desks of many police stations, & relocating areas where the public can speak to police 'face to face' to places like post offices.
Harry Roberts was a robber, who was part of a gang that shot three policemen dead in 1966, he is still in prison today. Raoul Moat  killed two people, & blinded a policeman with a shotgun in 2010, the policeman later taking his own life. Moat was killed 'by suicide' by police marksmen)

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