"It Stinks"

Why do they say that?

Wake up, and smell the coffee?

I can’t stand coffee!

It stinks.

Try toffee.

I could cope with that.

Or bacon.

Everybody loves

The smell of bacon.

Even vegetarians.

But coffee?

I’d rather pull the duvet

Over my head

And smell my own farts.

Dulwich Poet 3^rd January 2016

(I have no idea where this came from! Just short one that popped in my head out of nowhere!)