Easyjet boarding
You get your own seat
How fucking difficult is it
To achieve that feat?
There's only thirty rows
On the entire plane
Seats from A to F
Driving me insane!
Haven't seen musical chairs
Since I was at school
Perhaps I should make allowances for idiots
Rather than thoughts that are cruel.
Ready to leave
All sat down
Time to dispense of
My judgemental crown.
Dulwich Poet 3rd June 2014
(On an Easyjet flight about to leave for Luton, from Hamburg. You can pay extra to choose your seat, the rest are allocated one. In the past all seats were unallocated & it was a 'free-for-all'. Problem is people aren't looking properly at their tickets, and are sitting in the wrong seat in the right row, or the right seat in the wrong row!)
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