Ian:
I have one poem this month from a judge
You stand before me today
For crimes you have to pay
Your in the dock giving it large
But I find you guilty as charged
...poetic justice — with Dulwich Poet
Me:
Not a bad rhyme
But what was the crime?
So stop being a tease
And tell me please!
Ian:
The defendant had no class
The ball to me he refused to pass.
Me:
That's because you're a greedy git
And also one who's never fit
Only had a hat-trick up at Alloa
Cos everyone else was a shower
Celebrating with tatties and mince
Dining out ever since!
Andrew:
Gordon Bennett. Whats all this?
Gannon with a poetry diss?
I thought he'd have a little more class,
still Dulwich Poet has kicked his arse!
Gannon with a poetry diss?
I thought he'd have a little more class,
still Dulwich Poet has kicked his arse!
Ian:
I refused to be drawn into these limericks (that usually upsets poets )
Andrew:
Refuse to be drawn into limericks?
Typical Gooner with his smarmy tricks.
Just because he knows hes beat.
Left the kitchen cos he can't take the heat!
Typical Gooner with his smarmy tricks.
Just because he knows hes beat.
Left the kitchen cos he can't take the heat!
Ian:
I just can't think of anything that rhymes with tucker !
Me:
Plenty of things rhyme with Tucker
But I'm not being drawn in like a sucker
Just glad of his support as an old mucker
And unlike Gannon his rhymes are pukka!
But I'm not being drawn in like a sucker
Just glad of his support as an old mucker
And unlike Gannon his rhymes are pukka!
Dulwich Poet 31st January 2014
(As stated at the top, a mate of mine, using my real name on Facebook, tried some poetry banter with me. I responded and Andy joined in. A bit of nonsense really, but why not?)
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